Perfectly Imperfect ^_&

Basically what happens on Maury:

• 15 Year Old Girl Shafiriqua: JERMOME IZ DA BABII DADDI CUZ HE WUZ DA LAST PERSON I HAD FUQKED BEFORE DA BABY HAD CAME OUTTA ME!
• Audience: Claps and cheers her on, while Shafiriqua points out the babies similarities to Jerome's, even though Jermone is straight African, and the baby is basically Albino.
• Jerome comes out on stage: Audience boos him, for some reason?
• Jerome: That's obviously NOT my baby. This bitch is a ho, she fucked the whole crew, na mean?
• Audience: Boos Jermome some more. *Random Hispanic chick int the crowd with red hair, stands ups to boo him".
• Shafiriqua: YOU IS DA FAJA! YOU NEEDZ TA TAKE CUR OV YO BABI.
• Audience: Continues to clap for this dumb ho.
• Maury: The results are in!
• Shafiriqua: Still yelling some bullshit.
• Maury: Jerome, When it comes to 3 year old Faundelniquishalika, you are NOT the father.
• Jermome: Does his dougie.
• Shafiriqua: Run back stage, falls over air, starts crying.
• Shafiriqua: DIz KANT BE DO3 MAURY! I FINK I KN0 WHO DA FaJA IZ.
• Maury: Come back on our show, you dumb slut but this time with 3 more dudes. Just to show how big of a dumb slut you are.